There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary, those who don’t, and those who didn’t expect this joke to be in base three.
Congratulations tumblr, your constant ads for sex tapes have finally motivated me to figure out how to block sponsored posts. That is exactly the kind of garbage I don’t want all over my dashboard.
be the person your dog thinks you are
Inspired by Costume Quest—a fantastic Halloween game that you can go grab right now for 50% off on Steam—which came out back in 2010 and has since been a part of my yearly Halloween tradition.
Book borrowing is the biggest form of true love it’s like, “Here’s a piece of my soul that I think you would enjoy.”
*slow clap for the harry potter fandom*
"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".
MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.
sooo you both get burned in the end
you did NOT
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF PUN
Honestly that’s kind of a neat idea. I wouldn’t mind being useful after I’m dead.